The+Mark+Twain+Project

Mark Twain on Humor: "The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."

Mark Twain on Existentialism: "Nothing exists but you. And you are but a //thought//--a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!"

Mark Twain on Jane Austin: "Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death."

Mark Twain on Pragmatism: "Put all your eggs in one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET."

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